So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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