i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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