I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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