Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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