Girls should come with a carfax report
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is the high leading the old right now
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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