How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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