everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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