He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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