So drunk its hurt
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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