Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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