Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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