what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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