I want to stick my p in your. b.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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