I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize