Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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