You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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