The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this hospital has no fireball
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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