I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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