i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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