How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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