i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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