White coat. Heels.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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