Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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