This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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