She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
