Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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