if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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