What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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