Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i barfeds in our rink
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.