all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week