dude you need to get laid
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Terrible idea I love it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia