I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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