do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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