She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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