Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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