Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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