one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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