So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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