Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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