i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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