You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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