Whod you bang
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
