Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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