If that was your dad, he is hot
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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