508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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