All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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