hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's blow job season.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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