you thought your balls were fighting each other...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
