i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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