wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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