dude i'm inner monologue high
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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