have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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