Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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