Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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