I am puke
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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