You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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