i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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i drank out of a bidet.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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